Cleanliness is next to Godliness!

So this is how my mind works...

One of my prospects came in to get prices on a one bedroom, He told me that he needs an apartment on the ground level. His wife has a pollio and cannot walk up the stairs. So he came back the next day and asked if he could get a 1 bedroom on the first floor. Again I told him, there are NO one bedrooms on the first floor. He said, so will anyone be moving out and then we can move in? I said, Ok so like I said before there are NO ONE BEDROOMS on the FIRST FLOOR! He then said right right right...So after he left, Keyla and I were talking and she said, which president had pollio? I said ummmm I can't remember but its right on the tip of my tounge! President Roosevelt Keyla said! I was about to say Ezra Taft Benson for some reason... Keyla Said, Ezra Taft Benson? He wasn't even a president. Well I thought of president monson and president's for some reason. Then I said how old is President Monson? I said he must be in his 70's or 80's. Keyla put her thumb in the air saying 'higher'. I said noooo there's no way! He doesn't have white hair! It's still brown! So we decided to google president Monson. Google pulled up, President Hinckley, President Monson and other things that pertained to LDS presidents. NOTHING ABOUT OBAMA! I LOVE IT!! I bet google doesn't like Obama! YAY GOOGLE! We found out that Pres. Monson is only 83, he was ordained an apostle at 36! Holy COW! could you Imagiane? So after we found out how old Pres. Monson was Keyla, said that her freind went to a talk given by an apostle and he talked about 'Cleanliness is next to Godliness'. She said her friend had a VERY dirty room. She felt VERY guilty about it so after the talk, the apostle came outside to shake hands and he came up to her and said Sister, Cleanliness is NEXT to GODLINESS! Keyla then said HE KNOWS! I said So pretty much President Monson is like Santa!

Cleanliness is Next to Godliness = President Monson is Santa!

I have a Random mind...